catsquish

A large male who pretends to be someone else, especially on the internet. This type of person will use fake phone numbers and pictures to disguise who they really are. Once discovered, they may site on you with their large frame.

Yo guys I just catsquished my buddy Steak.

by iuwaehfuwha June 12, 2019

catsquib

to scare a cat away with a loud bodily function like a sneeze or flatulence.

Marxie wouldn't move from my towel after i got out of the shower until i cut a loud one and catsquibbed her out of there.

by paytoilet April 9, 2009

Consquishtency

n., pl. -cies.
kuhn-skwish-tuhn-see

-Degree of density, firmness, or viscosity.

Often applied to people when being hugged if they have the perfect amount of squishyness.

"You have perfect consquishtency"

by Vanilla Pods April 1, 2009

catgosquish

CatGoSquish A very VERY greasy guy.

his gaming chair stinks.
Is always playing pedo games like ddlc, and osu.
He loves women.

CatGoSquish is Bad, L.

by Woman Simp July 17, 2021

Consquished

The state of an item or person being confused or confusing and squished simultaneously

You: Yo dawg, last night 9 of us had to carpool together after a crazy party. I wasn’t even sure who half of the people in the car were.

Friend: That car was consquished!

by Longship September 16, 2021

catshished

When two people talking about jacksepticeye’s coffee announcement that looks like a pregnancy can’t spell for shit. You proceed to look it up on urban dictionary and it doesn’t exist. It was supposed to be catfish, now it’s just an inside joke.

“How are you not gonna think that? He catshished us.”

by VeryTallSagittarius October 6, 2021

Consquished

The state of a person or object being confused and squished simultatiously.

There is a consquished amount of people in this car.

by Longship September 11, 2021