catsquib

to scare a cat away with a loud bodily function like a sneeze or flatulence.

Marxie wouldn't move from my towel after i got out of the shower until i cut a loud one and catsquibbed her out of there.

by paytoilet April 9, 2009

catsquish

A large male who pretends to be someone else, especially on the internet. This type of person will use fake phone numbers and pictures to disguise who they really are. Once discovered, they may site on you with their large frame.

Yo guys I just catsquished my buddy Steak.

by iuwaehfuwha June 12, 2019