Longship's definitions

Consquished

The state of an item or person being confused or confusing and squished simultaneously

You: Yo dawg, last night 9 of us had to carpool together after a crazy party. I wasn’t even sure who half of the people in the car were.

Friend: That car was consquished!

by Longship September 16, 2021

slippy

Slang for slippery and can be used to add pizazz to a sentence.

Be careful, after rain the road is very slippy!

by Longship September 11, 2021

Consquished

The state of a person or object being confused and squished simultatiously.

There is a consquished amount of people in this car.

by Longship September 11, 2021