Consquished 

The state of a person or object being confused and squished simultatiously.

There is a consquished amount of people in this car.

Consquished by Longship September 11, 2021

Consquished 

The state of an item or person being confused or confusing and squished simultaneously

You: Yo dawg, last night 9 of us had to carpool together after a crazy party. I wasn’t even sure who half of the people in the car were.

Friend: That car was consquished!

Consquished by Longship September 16, 2021

Consquishtency 

n., pl. -cies.
kuhn-skwish-tuhn-see

-Degree of density, firmness, or viscosity.

Often applied to people when being hugged if they have the perfect amount of squishyness.

"You have perfect consquishtency"

Consquishtency by Vanilla Pods April 1, 2009

Conquisted 

A neologism made from the words "conquered" and "fisted".

I really conquisted her holes last weekend.

Conquisted by PoisonWord March 2, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022