Consquished

The state of a person or object being confused and squished simultatiously.

There is a consquished amount of people in this car.

by Longship September 11, 2021

Consquished

The state of an item or person being confused or confusing and squished simultaneously

You: Yo dawg, last night 9 of us had to carpool together after a crazy party. I wasn’t even sure who half of the people in the car were.

Friend: That car was consquished!

by Longship September 16, 2021

Consquishtency

n., pl. -cies.
kuhn-skwish-tuhn-see

-Degree of density, firmness, or viscosity.

Often applied to people when being hugged if they have the perfect amount of squishyness.

"You have perfect consquishtency"

by Vanilla Pods April 1, 2009

Conquisted

A neologism made from the words "conquered" and "fisted".

I really conquisted her holes last weekend.

by PoisonWord March 2, 2022