capslockectomy Share definition Flag A surgical procedure performed on the computer keyboard of someone who overuses the CAPSLOCK key. Loud guy: "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH" Reasonable person: "You need a capslockectomy." capslockectomy by ; June 14, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the capslockectomy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch