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Catpion is a picture of a cat, with some funny text added on it
Petey! Did you see this catpion yet?? The Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbating!
catpion by Hanska Ylhis June 28, 2007
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Catriona 

The kind of girl who has fought real bullshit adversity and still smiles.

She will have the most beautiful eyes and a smile that lights up a room.

A goddess to worship, a treasure to cherish and the most trusted of loyal friends.

A person that is truly divine
When you meet a Catriona stop, admire and keep hold.

Abv. Cat

Synonym : Goddess , Unicorn, treasure
Catriona by Monkeypup May 31, 2017

Youtube captions 

A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.
*Youtube captions enabled

Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."
Youtube captions by Andymii January 21, 2016

bae-cation 

A vacation with bae. Its a combination of bae and vacation.
Josh took his bae, Mellisa on a bae-cation to Seychelles Islands, Africa
bae-cation by Very Long Guy May 16, 2016

closed caption 

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.
1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends
closed caption by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003

Campion College

An overrated school that tricked/tricks innocent 11-year-olds into putting it as their top choice for PEP and GSAT
"When Campion College says 'Diamonds are formed under pressure, I'm tempted to jump off a cliff"
Campion College by noniabisnis January 26, 2022

Bake-cation 

When a group or individual neglects all responsibilities to get high for an interminable period of time.
Example 1
Tom: What happened to Jason last lecture?
Kyle: He and Ben got really high and decided to take a bake-cation for our 3-day weekend.

Example 2
Jerry: Hey Scott! I need an ounce of pot for this weekend.
Scott: I noticed you took a week off work. Bake-cation?
Jerry: For suresies! I'm going to stay home and blaze all day.
Bake-cation by wordsies September 18, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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