catholick

A Christian person that is giving a blow job.

Josh: You're not actually gonna take that chick up on her offer are you?
Sam: No!!! i would never want someone to walk in and see me with a catholick.
Josh: Ok good, i would probably kill myself if i saw that!

by Josh=&onz June 5, 2009

catholicked

Definition 1: A student who received corporal punishment at parochial school via a monster-sized paddle that was kept in the principals office.

Definition 2: Oral technique that parochial school cheerleaders used on every boy they came in contact with.

I know of many people who were Catholicked during my 12 years in parochial school.

by Loxi July 19, 2009

Catholicked

Catholicked: to have a negative experience associated with the Roman Catholic Church extolled upon oneself resulting in long-term physical or psychological damage

Fuck me she doesn't know what a cock looks like at 25??? She's been well and truly catholicked!!!!!

by Joseph Ratzinger Hitler December 15, 2011