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Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder 

Residual and repeated intrusive recollections of having the catheter removed from one’s penis.
My Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder is a bear; just seeing someone using a drinking straw can send me into sudden paroxysms of fear.

Willa Catheter 

A 19th-20th century female writer who wrote such classic books as "O Pioneers of Urine Purification!" and "My Antonia and Her UTI Problem."
I thoroughly enjoy the imagery Willa Catheter created in her novels by describing in such vivid detail the insertion of cleansing tubes into the female urinary tract.
Willa Catheter by Halesite November 7, 2013

Catheter Bag 

a bag used to hold piss/urine, which is connected to the vangine/penis part where the wee comes out. Can be disposable or not, and is often used in hospitals.
"Hey can i get a catheter bag in here?" "oi cassie get in here!!!!"

or

"hey did u see cassies face the other day?" "yeh it looked kinda like a catheter bag...ewww"
Catheter Bag by bonbon08 August 10, 2009

Catheter Club

Prestigious drinking club of men who consume so much alcohol they wake up that night in the hospital to an RN Inserting a Catheter into the urethra of their penis.
Brock: Yo dude did you hear what happened to Bruno last night?
Brian: Yeah man, He got so trashed last night he kicked in his X's side mirrors and woke up screaming to a nurse putting a catheter into his dick head.
Brock: Finally we're not the only two out of our friends in the Catheter Club!
Catheter Club by CrazySteve49 February 21, 2013

catheterwood 

An unexpected erection resulting from the insertion of a plastic tube (or, in the case of The Cider House Rules, a bamboo shoot) into the urethra, aka "pee hole."
Nurse: This may feel a bit uncomfortable going in.

(A moment of silence passes.)

Fellow: I have an erection.

Nurse: Oh, yes, catheterwood. That happens sometimes.

Fellow: I feel...proud.

Nurse: I can tell. At least you don't have any accessory catheternips.
catheterwood by moleawack November 6, 2009

redneck catheter

A beer bottle used as a temporary urine recepticle.
15 minutes until the next rest stop; better just use a redneck catheter.
redneck catheter by tps12 October 26, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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