cashectomy

Unplanned expenditure of lump sum of money, due to paying it for some suddenly essential service.

A tree falling on your house on Christmas night may cause a $700.00 cashectomy.

by Gerard Falla January 5, 2006

costectomy

Surgical removal of all or part of a rib. A procedure popularized in parts of Italy and France during the late twelfth century. Common amongst crusaders who spent years separated from their mistresses. The surgical removal of the rib was believed to facilitate chastity by allowing crusaders better mouth to penis auto-access and the ability to perform fellatio on themselves. Still practiced in parts of rural France.

The procedure is performed only rarely in women.

Francois was better able to focus on his studies after the costectomy.

by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

coachectomy

The act of surgically removing a coach's foot, from one's ass.

Kyle: Did you hear what happened to James?
Ryan: No, what happened?
Kyle: James got a coachectomy because he kept fucking around at practice.
Ryan: I guess James found out.

by Turtlemoan September 4, 2022