The combination of pathetic and retarded characteristics. Someone that is so pathetic that they have crossed into retarded territory, yet cannot be clinically categorized as retarded.
I looked so patharded as I was bouncin' down da street in my low rider. I'm not sure if it was the bouncin' car, my grillz, my gauge earrings, or my pants on the ground that had people callin' me patharded. Oh well, whateva!
by Mile High Stye January 17, 2010
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Get the Ptarded mug.A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.
You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.
Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.
Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.
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