cateau 

If you ever meet one, make sure you run away as quickly as possible. Cateaus are known for being cold, manipulative, and just in general a very very bad time.

They appear to be shallow but will try to convince you otherwise. Don’t fall for it, they really are as superficial as they seem.

Cateaus tend to live their life through instagram instead of in real life. Don’t let the sweet profile fool you. In real life, she is a real piece of work.

Cateau didn’t do her dishes again? That’s so typical.

cateau by Catlady2653 November 22, 2021

cataumet 

A little town on Cape Cod where all people do is fish, enjoy their ice cream from Summerset Creamery, swim in Buzzards Bay, and sit in the hammock. Pretty much, the best place in the world. =)

"My summer in Cataumet was the best summer of my life."

cataumet by **Summergirl** December 27, 2008

Chateau Cardboard

A classy term referring to cheap cask wine, goon.

Student 1: What you gonna drink Saturday night?

Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.

Chateau Cardboard by Morticia Cadaver May 4, 2009

chateau blanc 

"White Castle" translated into french. Used to trick your date into thinking they'll be given the "wine and dine" experience when you're really planning on offering cheap, greasy onion rings. Might work to your advantage if your date has a sense of humor.

I told her I was gonna take her to chateau blanc. The look on her face was priceless as we walked into white castle, overdressed for the occasion, and ordered a crave case.

chateau blanc by shaggyDA November 14, 2011

Chateau 

1. Impressive stylishness in appearance or behavior.

2. High Class.

3. Rich in appearance or behavior.

The new CLA Benz is pretty chateau for just 30k.

Chateau by Kreziwill September 28, 2013

Catteau 

a very small angry cat abuser that lives at the zoo with his cats. he loves nothing more than drag-clicking on his bloody a70 and abusing his cats. he has been known to scoff cat meat whilst watching degenerate anime filfth on his nintendo switch and playing Bedwars on hypixel.

all round he really needs to be reported to the rspca

"did you hear about that guy who abused his cat?"

"yeah, what an absolute catteau"

Catteau by Poundlanddan April 19, 2021

catsauce 

a fictional substance that is composed of feline characteristics within a slightly viscous liquid.

"Oh, Catsauce!" -used as a swear (similar to hogwash )

Bill: "Hey, how are you, Fred?"
Fred: "You know, life is just catsauce"

-used by Fred to indicate to Bill that he opposes small talk and that Bill really doesn't care how he is.

catsauce by The Real Duplicity June 23, 2010