If you ever meet one, make sure you run away as quickly as possible. Cateaus are known for being cold, manipulative, and just in general a very very bad time.
They appear to be shallow but will try to convince you otherwise. Don’t fall for it, they really are as superficial as they seem.
Cateaus tend to live their life through instagram instead of in real life. Don’t let the sweet profile fool you. In real life, she is a real piece of work.
They appear to be shallow but will try to convince you otherwise. Don’t fall for it, they really are as superficial as they seem.
Cateaus tend to live their life through instagram instead of in real life. Don’t let the sweet profile fool you. In real life, she is a real piece of work.
by Catlady2653 November 22, 2021
Get the cateau mug.A little town on Cape Cod where all people do is fish, enjoy their ice cream from Summerset Creamery, swim in Buzzards Bay, and sit in the hammock. Pretty much, the best place in the world. =)
by **Summergirl** December 27, 2008
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Student 1: What you gonna drink Saturday night?
Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.
Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.
by Morticia Cadaver May 4, 2009
Get the Chateau Cardboard mug."White Castle" translated into french. Used to trick your date into thinking they'll be given the "wine and dine" experience when you're really planning on offering cheap, greasy onion rings. Might work to your advantage if your date has a sense of humor.
I told her I was gonna take her to chateau blanc. The look on her face was priceless as we walked into white castle, overdressed for the occasion, and ordered a crave case.
by shaggyDA November 14, 2011
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2. High Class.
3. Rich in appearance or behavior.
2. High Class.
3. Rich in appearance or behavior.
by Kreziwill September 28, 2013
Get the Chateau mug.a very small angry cat abuser that lives at the zoo with his cats. he loves nothing more than drag-clicking on his bloody a70 and abusing his cats. he has been known to scoff cat meat whilst watching degenerate anime filfth on his nintendo switch and playing Bedwars on hypixel.
all round he really needs to be reported to the rspca
all round he really needs to be reported to the rspca
by Poundlanddan April 19, 2021
Get the Catteau mug."Oh, Catsauce!" -used as a swear (similar to hogwash )
Bill: "Hey, how are you, Fred?"
Fred: "You know, life is just catsauce"
-used by Fred to indicate to Bill that he opposes small talk and that Bill really doesn't care how he is.
Bill: "Hey, how are you, Fred?"
Fred: "You know, life is just catsauce"
-used by Fred to indicate to Bill that he opposes small talk and that Bill really doesn't care how he is.
by The Real Duplicity June 23, 2010
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