Chateaubriand 

Chateaubriand (sometimes called chateaubriand ménage à trois) is a sexual escapade that traditionally consists of a large filet of man-meat sandwiched between two lesser pieces of vagina that are abruptly discarded after fucking.

Yo, did you hear about The Situation? I heard he got smooshed by Snooki and JWoww. Talk about a Chateaubriand!

Chateaubriand by Marcus Aurelius Alexander December 25, 2021

Chateaubriand 

Chateaubriand (sometimes called a chateaubriand ménage à trois) is a sexual escapade that consists of a prime cut of meat engaging in adventurous sexual intercourse with two lesser (and very fortunate) pieces of meat.

Yo, did you hear about The Situation? Mike got smooshed by Snooki and JWow… talk about a Chateaubriand!

Chateaubriand by Marcus Aurelius Alexander December 25, 2021

Chateaubriand 

A sexual escapade that traditionally consists of a large, sexually pleasing dick coupled with two lesser dicks in a gangbang. The lesser dicks are traditionally discarded after the fact, and usually belong to “fuck boys“. The larger, more sexually pleasing deck typically belongs to an ethnic man, usually of African-American descent given the average length and girth of their appendages. Most women typically use this maneuver to try out multiple men at the same time to determine who is worthy of keeping in the long run. Ultimately, despite the two lesser penises, the larger penis is so satisfying that it can be compared to a gourmet meal of meat.

Girls, you will not believe the chateaubriand I had last night — one giant black dick and two small Jewish ones. A night to remember. Guess which guy I’m calling back tomorrow…

Chateaubriand by Freddiefreddiebangbang January 27, 2022

chateaubriand sauce 

ejaculate

she gobbled down the chateaubriand sauce.

chateaubriand sauce by DelBoyTrotter January 2, 2010