a very small angry cat abuser that lives at the zoo with his cats. he loves nothing more than drag-clicking on his bloody a70 and abusing his cats. he has been known to scoff cat meat whilst watching degenerate anime filfth on his nintendo switch and playing Bedwars on hypixel.

all round he really needs to be reported to the rspca
"did you hear about that guy who abused his cat?"

"yeah, what an absolute catteau"
by Poundlanddan April 19, 2021
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