2 definitions by Poundlanddan

Catteau

a very small angry cat abuser that lives at the zoo with his cats. he loves nothing more than drag-clicking on his bloody a70 and abusing his cats. he has been known to scoff cat meat whilst watching degenerate anime filfth on his nintendo switch and playing Bedwars on hypixel.

all round he really needs to be reported to the rspca

"did you hear about that guy who abused his cat?"

"yeah, what an absolute catteau"

by Poundlanddan April 19, 2021

Pigga

A person who is extremely fat, round, retarded and a cretin. Piggas love roast dinners and to watch videos of food being cooked on youtube

"did you hear about the guy who failed his dofe because he wanted a roast dinner"

"what a pigga"

by Poundlanddan July 15, 2023