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Romantic Cataracts
When a person is too stubborn/stupid to understand that someone is making the most obvious moves on them.
Term usually applies for someone who has this happen to them on a regular basis.
Term usually applies for someone who has this happen to them on a regular basis.
One particular scenario of Romantic Cataracts: Girl leans in to make the move, guy turns and says "let's walk this way!" oblivious to the move she made on him ... for the 10th consecutive time.
Romantic Cataracts by Officer Moony October 28, 2009
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catracha
catracha by flor garcia January 3, 2008
cataracts of venus
Upon completion of male orgasm, the penis is left inside the vagina until it becomes limp. At this time, the male urinates inside the vagina with triumphant force.
I can't believe my boyfriend urinated inside my pussy last night. The fucker said he always wanted to give me the cataracts of venus. What the fuck!
cataracts of venus by frankscoff June 2, 2010
Cataract Removal
An act performed after thoroughly coating a girl’s eyeballs with your jizz, giving them a glistening iridescent coating, temporarily blinding her. To relieve her clouded vision, you convince her to be very still and keep her stinging peepers wide open. Then you make two fists and slug her very hard simultaneously in the eyes, knocking your milky man-juice from her beautiful baby blues. Thus, you have performed cataract removal.
Cataract Removal by theinstigator June 4, 2016
The Cataracs
A musical duo from Berkeley California made up of David "Campa" Benjamin Singer-Vine and Niles "Cyranizzy" Hollowell-Dhar. They're versatile as hell, their work ranges from club bangers like "Top of the World" to mellow songs like "My Guitar" if The Cataracs made it, it's probably good. They are also the mastermind producers and songwriters of hits like "Like a G6" by Far East Movement, "Backseat" by New Boyz, and "Bass Down Low" by Dev. Basically, in the huge hit they make, they are a featured artist instead of making it their own (Despite the fact that they probably made the beat, did all the vocal editing, sang the chorus and a verse, and wrote most of the song, talk about humble right?) everything they touch turns to gold and they deserve WAY more recognition for their work.
ex1.)
Person 1:"Omg I loooove dev sooo much"
Person 2:"Yeah? You know she'd be nothing if it weren't for The Cataracs finding her on myspace, having her sing in their songs and appear in their music videos, producing ultra bumpin beats for her songs, hell, one time they wrote their own song, then decided to make another version with her as the lead and released it with her as the main artist! Oh and btw, this song became a hit, talk about humble right?"
ex2.)
Person1"This song has an awesome beat. DAAYUM this song is catchy as hell!"
Person2 *looks up song* "yup, thought so, The Cataracs produced it"
Person 1:"Omg I loooove dev sooo much"
Person 2:"Yeah? You know she'd be nothing if it weren't for The Cataracs finding her on myspace, having her sing in their songs and appear in their music videos, producing ultra bumpin beats for her songs, hell, one time they wrote their own song, then decided to make another version with her as the lead and released it with her as the main artist! Oh and btw, this song became a hit, talk about humble right?"
ex2.)
Person1"This song has an awesome beat. DAAYUM this song is catchy as hell!"
Person2 *looks up song* "yup, thought so, The Cataracs produced it"
The Cataracs by dogboy10 September 21, 2011
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