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Cassell

Often mispronounced "Ka-Sall", this last name could be the last one you hear, because when attached to a woman, manipulation will be your way of death. Typically on drugs or drug addiction treatment medications, this name carrier will begin acting as the damnsel in distress, then slowly get you to do things for her. She will mention liking something, in hopes you get it for her. Do NOT expect anything in return. Expect speaks of family, but don't expect to have one with her. She will talk down on then to you, and down on you to them. The Cassell family sticks together, backing each web of lie with another one. She won't let you see your child, but will let other men around them.
Friend 1: hey man, did you see that new Cassell girl?
Friend 2: bro trust me, my friend dated her 4 years ago and he's still telling me women are pieces of sh*t!
by Mjonesbitchhh October 29, 2018
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Cassell

Like the sun, Cassell brightens up everyone’s life. He is the blueprint of a man, consistently reflecting on his actions, holding himself accountable, and dedicating himself to self-improvement. Cassell has a lot of compassion to share with others, he is someone you can always count on. He is also extremely dedicated to his work and is going to change the world with his intelligence and creativity. He is incredibly quick-witted and goofy, hanging out with him will have your cheeks hurting from smiling too much. His smile will leave you dazed for days and his eyes are mesmerizing. He is beautiful inside and out. If you have this kind of person in your life, you have been blessed by God himself. It is a privilege to have someone like him in my life and I hope whoever comes across this finds a Cassell too.I don’t know what I would do without him.
"Cassell get off your game and read the chapter."
"I met a Cassell yesterday and I think I'm in love."
"Cassell changed my life."
by Cheesecake67 September 15, 2020
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Cassell Crazies

1. Fans of Virginia Tech basketball. Named for Cassell Coliseum, home of the Hokies. Superior in every respect to the cameron crazies of Duke.

2. Baddest motherfuckers on the planet. Known for their love of moonshine and "Enter Sandman."
Duke Player 1: Man those Cassell Crazies are fuckin rowdy. They own our fans hardcore.
Duke Player 2: Like totally.
Duke Player 1: Wanna go have butt-sex?
Duke Player 2: Do you have to ask?
by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 27, 2005
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Sam Cassell

1. Cousin of the main character from the popular 1980's film, E.T.
2. Los Angeles Clippers guard who brought popularity to the Clippers in the 2005-2006 with his jaw dropping dunks and excellent ability to split team's defenses and dish it off to his teammates
1. Sam Cassell is E.T.'s cousin
2. Did you see that, he totally cheated with his alien powers to dunk like that!
by Chris Browns May 30, 2006
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Matthew Cassell

huge assed hobbit man with a tiny penis
you know that kid matthew cassell”

“yeah, he ate my ass last night
by dick123429 February 18, 2019
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alayna cassell

valerie sepaniks bsf! very funny best person to ft, secretly a simp. has a stupid screen timmy she is really funny and sweet, she is a 7th grade child, and is like the sister ive never had! shes mine though no stealing her. she is beyond perfect. she short and has amazing style, she is shy at first but crazy once you get to know her, her hair, nose, personality, and looks are literally amazing go get yourself a best friend like her! she has a crush on doja cat
by valerie.sepanik November 23, 2021
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Luke Castellan

The main antagonist in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series (not including Kronos, THE bad guy). Son of Hermes, sick to death of all the gods but in the end sacrifices himself to save the world. A goddamn hero. Has a scar on his face.
Percy: Hey, I'm Per-
Luke Castellan: LET'S KILL THE GODS! THEY SUCK!
by Samantha Felicia Rose April 4, 2015
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