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A cassel is a boy that will always be manly but is very bipolar. He'll cheat on a girl like she's a piece of s*** usually jamaican and ugly.
That girl is so ugly she looks like a cassel.
cassel by Therealnames.com February 10, 2018
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Cassel is the smartest girl you will ever meet, she can be so soul seeing that her comments sting true and often leave people thinking “what the…” on the daily. She is beyond attractive in any form (mostly due to her intellect) and can be very intimidating to the meek of mind. She hides behind this ‘do not care’ facade but really she just wants to please those closest to her. If you know a Cassel, your life has probably been forever changed…
“I just got Casseled”
Schooled and Cassel are synonymous”
“Hey what you doing for the rest of your life? Cassel”
Cassel by Hunky Dory Doo 27 November 22, 2021
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a noun referring to a person who corrects other people's grammar out of force of habit. They mean well but often times are too aggressive.
She's such a cassel. I can't stand her correcting my grammar all the time!
Cassel by Humphrey the human November 23, 2021

Erik Cassel 

One of the co-owners of Roblox. He was also the glue holding the website together.
Since Erik Cassel's death, Roblox has been getting exponentially worse every year.
Erik Cassel by Ubeenbamboozledson October 10, 2021

Matt Cassel 

Matt Cassel is the current backup QB for an NFL Franchise named The New England Patriots. Matt entered the NFL in the 7th Round of the 2005 NFL Draft. He made his debut in a 41-17 loss to the San Diego Chargers. His career highlight came in the 2008 season when Patriots star QB Tom Brady went down to a nasty knee injury. His season concluded with, 321-508 Passes, 3651 yards, 21 TDs and 11 INTs. He failed to lead the Patriots to the 2008 NFL Playoffs, but this young man is a Free Agent in the season upcoming, unless he is re-signed by the Patriots. We will just have to see what the future has in store for this young QB.
Tom: Hey, did you see Matt Cassel last week?

Doug: Yeah! He torched The Cardinals in that 47-7 win with 20 of 36 passes for 345 yards, three touchdowns, and no interceptions!

Tom: Better than I could of done with this damn knee!
Matt Cassel by PatrickBoles December 30, 2008

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Vincent Cassel 

Vincent Cassel is the definition of a Sigma, you think that you're safe, you think that being a police officer is a sustainable job in Paris, but no, just wait until you find out about Vincent Cassel and his beautiful 2 finger mantled, gun.
Bro I just learned about Vincent Cassel, he's a french actor or smt
Omgg! Vincent Cassel?? I heard about his new role in the hit game Valorant!
Yeaaah I wish I was as cool as Vincent Cassel!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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