casjack

Masturbation without the intention to finish. Also known as "casual jacking"

"Dude would you jerk off a homeless man?"

" No way, i would only give him a filthy casjack"

"Yum, where can i get some of that?"

by Creep232 March 16, 2011

casjack

Casjack (casual jack) is a form of self stimulation with no intent to finish or promote ejaculation. It is relaxing and can be done for hours. It is kinda in right now.

Tom casjacked all afternoon while playing cod. All in all good day.

by tru111234 March 16, 2011

Colac Carjacking

Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.

Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.

by Strahany June 29, 2019

Carjackistan

Carjackistan is a fictitious country located where ever the statement it is in requires it. Is usually used in automotive jargon when the mechanic as no idea where to order the part from or as no idea from where it is coming.

Sure, I can have that there 710 cap here in a couple of weeks. May take longer though, it's being shipped from Carjackistan.

by eaglescout238 December 17, 2011

Mullah of Carjackistan

the Middle East's wealthiest potentate. He governs his Islamic kingdom under strict Shiite (pronounced Sheeyat) rule. The mullah hates whitey.

The Mullah of Carjackistan funds terrorism on a global scale.

by Colin Bowel October 1, 2003

CarJack

When your driving in your car whether it be alone or with a group of friends and you suddenly get an erection that wont go away. There is only one solution to this problem...The CarJack. Which is rubbing one out without your passengers knowing or crashing.

"Dude I was on the road for 9 hours and I totally CarJacked."

"So I was on a road trip with the boys and everyone was sleeping so I totally did the Car Jack"

"My girl thought road head was dirty so I pulled the CarJack"

"My girlfriend has braces and I only had my permit, so I parked and Carjacked it like there was no tomorrow"

"It was Xmas morning and not a car on th road, everyone was sleeping except for me and my carjack"

"I totally tried to CarJack my buddies car and he wasn't very happy"

by foSho and Hasselhoff November 30, 2009

Carjacker

A man or woman who likes to masturbate in a car whilst driving or at a standstill.

Being a compulsive carjacker AND an Uber driver makes for a lot of awkward moments.

or

My daughter caught me carjacking in our garage at 2am.

or

My uncle Steve shares my love of carjacking.

by Sir_LemonPledgE January 15, 2020