Carjacker

A man or woman who likes to masturbate in a car whilst driving or at a standstill.

Being a compulsive carjacker AND an Uber driver makes for a lot of awkward moments.

or

My daughter caught me carjacking in our garage at 2am.

or

My uncle Steve shares my love of carjacking.

by Sir_LemonPledgE January 15, 2020