catjacking

“I was just catjacking her.”

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Colac Carjacking

Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.

Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.

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Canoeing with two paddles tied together like you are kayaking.

Christian is a canacking master. He beat his whole family in a race single-handedly by canacking instead of canoeing.

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He's been in there ages. I reckon he's crapjacking again.

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to walk down the street, as if it were a runway

The way Aisha is catwalking you'd think she was Kate Fucking Moss.

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A bike trick. To ride on the bike while the front tire is in the air.

His tire is in the air which means he is catwalking.

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Getting masturbated manually while driving a motor vehicle

Laura: Didn't you see that car just pull out in front of you
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time

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