coachectomy

The act of surgically removing a coach's foot, from one's ass.

Kyle: Did you hear what happened to James?
Ryan: No, what happened?
Kyle: James got a coachectomy because he kept fucking around at practice.
Ryan: I guess James found out.

by Turtlemoan September 4, 2022

cashectomy

Unplanned expenditure of lump sum of money, due to paying it for some suddenly essential service.

A tree falling on your house on Christmas night may cause a $700.00 cashectomy.

by Gerard Falla January 5, 2006

Cockectomy

Rare condition in which the male genitalia will spontaneously detach itself from the crotch leaving the man stunned and somewhat bemused.

Mr. Smith, it appears that you experienced a mild Cockectomy. I placed your testicles in this zip-lock bag for you to take home.

by General Jack April 15, 2009