Cakeling

An adolescent form of a cake. Or any girl called Olivia

Guy: Homegirl is my cake ready to chow down on?

Girl: Hold on honey it's still only a cakeling!

Guy: DAMN!

by MGMS123 December 10, 2008

Cakel Matter

The crumbs or large chunks of cake left over after binging on chocolate cake; does not have to contain any icing. Must be pronounced as closely as possible to "fecal matter".

You guys ate it all?! Now there's only Cakel Matter left!

by Jen G December 31, 2008

Cakeling

A fat (usually female) person that just cannot resist eating sweet food and thus getting fat.

Bill: Man, would you look at the ass on that

Ted: Ewwww, thats a proper cakeling

by MrEm December 24, 2008