cartato 

A mixture between a carrot and potato

You are a cartato!

cartato by AngelWithAShotgun June 23, 2015

carbatose 

food coma due to alot of carb intake.

I am so carbatose from eating at the Olive Garden

carbatose by Chris Morris August 6, 2007

Catatonic Rat 

An insult that is the combination of calling someone one a rat and cat, which makes a combination of an even more effective insult.

Hilly: Sorry, I ate your lasagne from the fridge this morning
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!

Catatonic Rat by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018

catato

A giant potato cat that crushes stuff for fun and lives on a diet of crispy bbq hoomans

If you make me mad my catato will eat you whole.

catato by JHONNAY July 9, 2020

catato

A giant potato cat that crushes whole cities and lives on a diet of crispy BBQ hoomans

My catato will eat you if you make me mad.

catato by JHONNAY July 9, 2020

catatonic stupid

When a person gets so fucked up that they enter a catatonic state where moving and thinking is not an option.

Derived from the words "catatonic stupor," a common symptom of schizophrenia where the schizophrenic will not talk or move for hours.

ex 1: "Hey, lets smoke up and get catatonic stupid!"

ex 2: "Remember when Rachel was so twisted that she sat on the couch and watched 12 episodes of the Office in a row? Man, she was catatonic STUPID."

catatonic stupid by BraGonGetta April 23, 2009

catato

a giant cat that looks like a potato that crushes random stuff for fun and lives on a diet of barbecued hoomans.

If you make me mad my pet catato will come and eat you.

catato by JHONNAY July 9, 2020