cuffing the carrott

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013

carrott

A rich mans dick.He thinks its lined with Gold.

I gonna put my carrott in the rabbits hole.dickcockmeat hook

by joe daman August 28, 2006

Carrott

orange long thingy

I dont carrott at all.

by Kemmm August 16, 2021

Carrott

a orange vegetable thrown at a nasty hoe who got cheated on.

Girl: “bitch i just threw that at her”
Another girl: “what?”
Girl: “a carrott”

by ava609 March 29, 2020

Garrot the Carrott

A non-illegal non-imigrant war veteran involved in the chaos of WWIII. An underappreciated hero.

"That Garrot the Carrott is such a cool non-imigrant veteran."

by Depression,my_good_sir.png November 26, 2018