carrotmin 

Side-kick of The Phantom Admin only instead of coming in the shape of another ghoul or goblin. This powerful being has come in the shape of a small orange vegetable that can be dominated by a small bunny. Don't be fooled by its exterior, this carrot stays close with The Phantom Admin. So if you know what's good for you, don't mess with this being

That carrotmin may be as scary as those Vegetales (wait....Vegetales are scary.....anyways) I wouldn't dare mess with it.

carrotmin by anonymous contributor April 13, 2005

Carroling 

Definition: The act of superficially seeking to be involved with the craft beer movement, without appreciating what is behind it.

Example: I thought it would be a legitimate trade, but he was Carroling me and offered a single bottle of 2015 BCBS for 2 4-packs of 2013 BCBS and an empty BCBS case.

Carroling by W.Tarkin September 4, 2016

Pete Carrolling

verb
1. To get out while the going is good, in a two-faced, cowardly manner
2. To gain advantage, often through underhanded means, and then to esacpe with cowardice while leaving others to deal with the repercussions

1. That USC coach is Pete Carrolling his way to Seattle before the shit hits the fan at USC.

2. After receiving gifts and money under the table, Reggie Bush (and now Joe McKnight) Pete Carrolled out of USC before they could get in trouble with the NCAA.

3. OJ Mayo went Pete Carrolling at Tim Floyd's house.

Pete Carrolling by EZirish January 12, 2010

Carroting 

The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together.

There they go... carroting again!
I want to carrot you!
I feel like carroting.
Let's carrot!

Carroting by Hippygoth November 15, 2012

Pete Carrolling

To be faced with a simple decision against a superior adversary, which leads you to overthink the situation and ultimately make an epically horrible decision.

Instead of running Marshawn Lynch for a Super Bowl win, the Seahawks lost to the Patriots by Pete Carrolling the call.

Pete Carrolling by Madden '76 February 4, 2015

Carrotmob 

A social-media driven reverse boycott in which people reward socially responsible businesses with their patronage in a one-day spending blitz.

A recent Carrotmob "buycott" drew 400 people to the hotel. This will be Vancouver's second mobbing; the first in 2010 raised $1,800 for a coffee shop to install energy efficient lighting.

Carrotmob by Mr Durden June 28, 2012

carrotism 

Carrotism is a religion mainly believe by bunnies and rabbits. Carrotism believes the one true god is a carrot and beats all others. Many people hate it but it is out there. I know of some people who believe in it.

"I didn't know you converted into carrotism? What even is that? Time to go look it up on Urban Dictionary."

carrotism by That One Bunny February 10, 2017