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carrotology

Hannah : I know the bunny song.
Tiffany: Wow, you're gonna need to learn carrotology.

carrotmaxx

A technique of losing facial fat and acne over a year, term is typically used by "looksmaxxing" and "dark triad" individuals.
"Should I carrotmaxx or bananamaxx? I can't decide.."
"negative canthal tilt, receding hairline, mouth breather, brittle hair, T50 eyed, prey eyed, upper eyelid exposure, meaty nose, you should just ropemaxx."
carrotmaxx by marco_d4674 September 1, 2023

carrotmuncher 

normally from bristol or somerset - cant talk properly normally ends a conversation with the term coolbeans
alright my lover av you seen my cider cool beans - fuck off you carrot muncher

says something you dont understand followed by coolbeans - oh your a carrotmuncher your cousin girlfirend sister is over there with your mum
carrotmuncher by tonmawrtiki November 22, 2010

Carrotopophobia 

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.
Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."
Carrotopophobia by E October 19, 2006
is a gay giant carrot who wears tights.
Carrotman is gay and works at maccas.
carrotman by macca chick September 3, 2007

Carrothole 

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

A cheap, healthy, edible dildo of the vegetable class. Tastes nice in stews or raw. Looks orange and tastes carroty.

A degrading term for woman. synonyms are cunt, whore, or slut.

so degrading that they are just holes to men.
You are a carrothole!
Carrothole by The Holes July 14, 2010