carrot sex

e cant pull so hell never have sex
(hes a red head)

guy: hi e wanna fuck

e:no i cant pull 0 genders
furry: me pwease
e: yes dadda i will finally do it because i have nobody else

meaning carrot sex

carrot sex by slimelolpop March 27, 2024

sexual carrot

n. Refers to a ginger or red head which constantly makes inappropriate sexual remarks. Because the comments are often met with disdain, this person is generally disliked, making people wish he or she was buried in dirt so that only their hair is showing.

Person 1: Some red headed guy at the party named Mike kept making dumb jokes about butt sex while everyone else was talking.
Person 2: Oh you mean the ginger kid! I hate that guy!
Person 3: Yea, Mike's a sexual carrot.

sexual carrot by A guy on a hill July 24, 2011

sexy carrot

Donald trump looking dick with a American flag tattoo on the tip, usually tastes sweet

your sexy carrot turns me on

sexy carrot by lilkourtindahouse April 9, 2019

carrotsexual 

you put fucking carrots up our butthole

im carrotsexual

carrotsexual by qewgrxbf nb July 19, 2021