carrotsexual

you put fucking carrots up our butthole

im carrotsexual

by qewgrxbf nb July 19, 2021

Carbosexual

The romantic or sexual attraction or preference toward carbonated beverages (ex: pop, cola, soda, sparkling water)
The person values carbonated beverages over people and is often very selective about the brand and type.

Friend A: "Hey man, what do you want to drink?"
Friend B: "You got any Pepsi?"
Friend A: "You ok with diet?"
Friend B: "Hell no, I'll pass"
Friend A: "What are you, carbosexual?"

by ThatWeirdWhiteStarDog October 9, 2017

Parrotsexual

When you are sexually attracted by Parrots

(Person1) Hey dude, what are your sexual orientations?
(Person2) Im Parrotsexual
(Person1) Ok

by ParrotGab February 1, 2021

Carnosexual

Sexual attraction to Carnotaurus

“My favorite dinosaur is the Carnotaurus!”
“Wow, that must mean you’re a Carnosexual.”

by Spinoraptor158 May 6, 2018

Carlosexual

It's whenever you're attracted to a guy name carlos, dead or alive.

Ryan: omg i love carlos

Carlos: wtf bro you're carlosexual

by Mrlasagna19 February 16, 2021

Carposexual

Sexually attracted to carpets and other inanimate objects made of similar materials and/or baring strong resemblance to a carpet.

He is a carposexual

by OPPAI-DONO July 10, 2019

carolsexual

Don’t worry it’s okay to be Carolsexual, I mean isn’t everyone ? ( ps if not you don’t have taste lol ) anyways have a nice day mwah

“Hey what’s your sexuality?”
“Oh I’m Carolsexual”

by xfruisxm June 12, 2021