The carrot peeler is when a girl uses teeth during a blowjob, the teeth acting as a carrot peeler. Some girls say guys like it but no guy will say yes.
yo Olivia gave me the carrot peeler, that shit was not right. My dick was raw.
1. a device used for peeling carrots, also used as an anaal stimulating apparatus. When moved in an out in the anaal area it creates a feeling much like being fucked in the ass with a log of sandpaper.
2. When a man drags his teeth while giving another man a blow job and peeling off the skin and creating a vicious rash.
.Guy giving another guy head and ripping all the skin off of his pecker
.sticking a device used for peeling carrots in another's rectum causing it to bleed
When a dude sits too far back on the toilet and his turd scrapes along the toilet seat, peeling a layer off and onto the toilet seat
JP went for a shit, peeled the carrot and then sat back onto the peeled part on the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).