Chopping Carrot's 

The sound made when two bodies smack together, usually during sexual intercourse. (especially anal.) This sound is similar to that of a carrot being chopped at a vigarous pace. Another way to make this sound is by striking ones open hand repeatedly with a fist.

Dave: You were really rough last night, you know chris?
Chris: i know, i was chopping carrot's ;)
Dave: sting's abit though.

Chopping Carrot's by GrebbyRolf September 29, 2010

Levi’s carrot 

Object that Levi consumes and lives in.

P1: Whose carrot is that?
P2: That’s Levi’s carrot.

Levi’s carrot by Ponchopi May 8, 2022

Einstein’s carrot 

A term for when someone tries to recite a fact but uses the wrong information for the context.

Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?

No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!

Einstein’s carrot by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025

a carrot in god's potato field 

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent

dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

a carrot in god's potato field by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2013

job's a carrot 

When a job has been completed to a satisfactory standard.

"There we are, job's a carrot!" says John as stands back and admires the fence he has just finished painting.

job's a carrot by Tommy Thomasson March 9, 2016

carrot snapper 

South East Idaho slang for a person(s) from Utah, i.e. Salt Lake City.

Driving interstate 15 south through Utah valley Bill says to MOM, "MOM the carrot snappers are looking at us."

carrot snapper by ty2i July 24, 2009

carrot skin

what some girls look like when they apply to much fake tan

woah look at that chick over there She carrot skin

carrot skin by baddazoner January 9, 2011