A food item that is in possession of a particular person. A carrot helps a person calm down once it's offered to the person that requires calming down. A natural rival of a cookie.
by A-A 1 January 03, 2021
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The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together.
There they go... carroting again!
I want to carrot you!
I feel like carroting.
Let's carrot!
by Hippygoth November 15, 2012
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Fans of One Direction who are typically under the age of 13 and still think that stupid, over used jokes are funny and use them on a daily basis. In public.
Carrot: I dont eat with spoons cause Liam doesnt!!!!!!1! VAS HAPPENIN! I eat carrots!!!11!
Me: Please shut up.
by WaddupMyBrotha August 09, 2012
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The annoying directioners. Normally between the ages of 8-12. A new directioner. A directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. Normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word "pussy" but carrots will automatically be like "ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!"
Girl 1: here's a spoon for your soup
Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to
Girl 1: stop being such a carrot
by tinaghevondian May 27, 2013
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They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice)

...
Fuck
Do NOT eat carrots or vegetables you will die.
Ok -continues to shove carrots in eyes-
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fans of one direction who are too naive and take everything that they boys jokes about literally
they dwell on the comments of youtube videos, twitter and occasionally the awful tumblr blog
"i dont use spoons because liam hates spoons"

"I LOVE CARROTS"

"they're all straight"
by idkme November 01, 2012
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a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
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