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carpini'd 

To get a very bad deal on an automobile purchase.
Did you see Eric's new ride? He got carpini'd yo!
carpini'd by Spoonee G April 20, 2009
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Carpin Denium 

There is a fish in my pants.
That man is so amazing, he is uber smart, good looking, cool and perhaps the most modest person ever! Hung like Einstein and smart as a horse. I am so hot for carpin denium.
Carpin Denium by nonofyabisnes June 15, 2010

carpin' all them diems 

The CHAD version of Carpe diem (seize the day).

Like YOLO, carpin' all those diems underscores the finite nature of life, the importance of taking risks and not placing unnecessary strain on your tiny brain.

In short: Don't think about it
"That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin' all them diems." - Summer - Rick and Morty (2013) Season 3 episode 2 "Rickmancing the Stone"

Carpin all those diems 

"Only losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin all those diems."
-summer
Carpin all those diems by Zed72 August 14, 2017
Word of the Day on August 18, 2017

carpin all those diems 

Sliding into someone's direct messages (probably on instagram) and trying to get them to be your girlfriend and/or get their nudes.
Look at him, carpin all those diems.

carpin all those diems 

diem's as in direct messages. When the world is going to shit around you and you're still on your phone.
Lame guy: Why are you on your phone during a turdstorm?
Cool guy: Lay off me I'm carpin all those diems
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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