carpini'd 

To get a very bad deal on an automobile purchase.

Did you see Eric's new ride? He got carpini'd yo!

carpini'd by Spoonee G April 20, 2009

Carpin Denium 

There is a fish in my pants.

That man is so amazing, he is uber smart, good looking, cool and perhaps the most modest person ever! Hung like Einstein and smart as a horse. I am so hot for carpin denium.

Carpin Denium by nonofyabisnes June 15, 2010

carpin' all them diems 

The CHAD version of Carpe diem (seize the day).

Like YOLO, carpin' all those diems underscores the finite nature of life, the importance of taking risks and not placing unnecessary strain on your tiny brain.

In short: Don't think about it

"That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin' all them diems." - Summer - Rick and Morty (2013) Season 3 episode 2 "Rickmancing the Stone"

carpin' all them diems by That one dude..!@gh December 3, 2017

Carpin all those diems 

Making the most of your time

"Only losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin all those diems."
-summer

Carpin all those diems by Zed72 August 14, 2017

carpin all those diems 

Sliding into someone's direct messages (probably on instagram) and trying to get them to be your girlfriend and/or get their nudes.

Look at him, carpin all those diems.

carpin all those diems by mcnuggetdestroyer January 9, 2018

carpin all those diems 

diem's as in direct messages. When the world is going to shit around you and you're still on your phone.

Lame guy: Why are you on your phone during a turdstorm?
Cool guy: Lay off me I'm carpin all those diems

carpin all those diems by Greg Dingwell October 31, 2017