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Carpin Denium
That man is so amazing, he is uber smart, good looking, cool and perhaps the most modest person ever! Hung like Einstein and smart as a horse. I am so hot for carpin denium.
Carpin Denium by nonofyabisnes June 15, 2010
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carpin' all them diems
The CHAD version of Carpe diem (seize the day).
Like YOLO, carpin' all those diems underscores the finite nature of life, the importance of taking risks and not placing unnecessary strain on your tiny brain.
In short: Don't think about it
Like YOLO, carpin' all those diems underscores the finite nature of life, the importance of taking risks and not placing unnecessary strain on your tiny brain.
In short: Don't think about it
"That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin' all them diems." - Summer - Rick and Morty (2013) Season 3 episode 2 "Rickmancing the Stone"
carpin' all them diems by That one dude..!@gh December 3, 2017
Carpin all those diems
Carpin all those diems by Zed72 August 14, 2017
Word of the Day on August 18, 2017
carpin all those diems
Sliding into someone's direct messages (probably on instagram) and trying to get them to be your girlfriend and/or get their nudes.
carpin all those diems by mcnuggetdestroyer January 9, 2018
carpin all those diems
diem's as in direct messages. When the world is going to shit around you and you're still on your phone.
Lame guy: Why are you on your phone during a turdstorm?
Cool guy: Lay off me I'm carpin all those diems
Cool guy: Lay off me I'm carpin all those diems
carpin all those diems by Greg Dingwell October 31, 2017
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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