Definitions by Saaame

carpeting 

When you get so high that all you do is lay on the floor "to help the carpet do its job because it's always working overtime"

Jon: I don't think I was THAT high...
Bryan: Dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.

Jon: Okay, maybe it was a little too much LSD.

carpeting by Saaame June 18, 2017