carpet tunnel 

The twat hole. it the female sex organ

she had a tight carpet tunnel.

carpet tunnel by tobyjones June 13, 2007

Carpet tunnel 

Another name for vagina

Let me get in that carpet tunnel

Carpet tunnel by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 13, 2018

Carpet tunnel syndrome 

The ache in your hand and wrist after a night of rubbing ones pussy a bit too much.

After reading erotic emails from a "friend", I realized that all my chronic masturbating left me with carpet tunnel syndrome.

Carpet tunnel syndrome by Beckett17 January 31, 2009

Carpet tunnel syndrome 

When you get a neck injury from too much pussy licking

She is suffering from carpet tunnel syndrome.

Carpet tunnel syndrome by Ag fok nou May 4, 2016

carpet tunnelism

When the carpetunnel from the hands travel down from legs to the ankles in the human body.

I tried to to take a step forward but the carpet tunnelism in my ankle showed up and made me fall down.

carpet tunnelism by TuGrand August 10, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019