Definitions by Beckett17

shaydar 

A method of detecting someone who's shady, sketchy, or untrustworthy.

As soon as I saw his eyes darting back and forth uneasily, my shaydar went off...

shaydar by Beckett17 February 28, 2011

Carpet tunnel syndrome 

The ache in your hand and wrist after a night of rubbing ones pussy a bit too much.

After reading erotic emails from a "friend", I realized that all my chronic masturbating left me with carpet tunnel syndrome.

Carpet tunnel syndrome by Beckett17 January 31, 2009

Pussy Pamper 

an extra absorbent maxi pad used for overnight.

I'm bleeding like a stuck pig. Better wear a pussy pamper so I don't ruin my sheets.

Pussy Pamper by Beckett17 January 9, 2009