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carpet munching

To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"
carpet munching by davey2002 December 12, 2008

Carpet Munching

He enjoys carpet munching
Carpet Munching by Nelson December 1, 2003

Carpet Munching

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").
God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

carpet munching sewer skank 

a girl who acts like she is lesbian and does lesbian acts on the street just like a dirty whore.
"blow out is such a carpet munching sewer skank".

"damn look at that carpet munching sewer skank"

carpet munching muff diver 

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.
wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

carpet munching vacume whore 

A lesbian that gets laid to often