carpet head 

describes a numb and tingling sensation around your head.

Has also been described as if a horn is coming out of your forehead.

Can also feel like you are wearing a helmet or a tingling body suit

Don't be such a carpet head!

carpet head by intrigued1 March 11, 2010

Carpet Head 

A rab indian who is a straight shiest. They are often found in packs in 7-11's, thrift stores, and dunkin doughnuts.

Clerk: Here is your vanilla ice cone.

Me: I asked for chocolate you Carpet Head.

Carpet Head by Realtalkfromthechi March 6, 2013

Carpethead 

Man with a Carpet on his head.
Gets Excited to the sound of subwoofer, usually making a mess in his pants.
Willing to kill for subs.
Thinks Subs are gods gift to Earth.
King of Subs.
Shits on fellow Subjizzers.
Died and Resurrected himself when one of his Sony XPloded LOL.
Gets Rode on Daily by aDi21cArDs1 and the Mopman.
Has 3 Diss Tracks about him.

Im Sorry but You Cant Audio Battle the Carpethead if you have his leftovers, Subjizzer.

Carpethead by aDi21cArDs1 October 28, 2009

carpethead 

n. A slang term for an African Amercian. The word is derived from the typical feature of blacks which have kinky hair.

Look at that carpethead nigger!

carpethead by niggamac July 6, 2006

Carpethead 

A cunt that wears a toupee

- Oi where's carpethead... That hair ain't real m8

- He's a bloody Carpethead

Carpethead by Pinga's November 2, 2015

Carpethead 

A white guy with an ugly perm. Someone who is like cool in a suburban white high school

“Dude you look like a carpethead with your new haircut”
“Yeah man, my barber fucked me up”

Carpethead by Mr. Mustache February 14, 2023