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describes a numb and tingling sensation around your head.

Has also been described as if a horn is coming out of your forehead.

Can also feel like you are wearing a helmet or a tingling body suit
Don't be such a carpet head!
by intrigued1 March 11, 2010
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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Man with a Carpet on his head.
Gets Excited to the sound of subwoofer, usually making a mess in his pants.
Willing to kill for subs.
Thinks Subs are gods gift to Earth.
King of Subs.
Shits on fellow Subjizzers.
Died and Resurrected himself when one of his Sony XPloded LOL.
Gets Rode on Daily by aDi21cArDs1 and the Mopman.
Has 3 Diss Tracks about him.
Im Sorry but You Cant Audio Battle the Carpethead if you have his leftovers, Subjizzer.
by aDi21cArDs1 October 28, 2009
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A cunt that wears a toupee
- Oi where's carpethead... That hair ain't real m8

- He's a bloody Carpethead
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A rab indian who is a straight shiest. They are often found in packs in 7-11's, thrift stores, and dunkin doughnuts.
Clerk: Here is your vanilla ice cone.

Me: I asked for chocolate you Carpet Head.
by Realtalkfromthechi March 06, 2013
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