carpet back

to descride a mans excessively hairy back!

gross! how could you sleep with that guy, he's got carpetback.

carpet back by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

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It's back to carpets for you.

The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.

Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.

It's back to carpets for you. by randombeans June 11, 2022

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carpetjacking

Stealing a carpet. Especially applicable to bar-towels a.k.a. bar-carpets.

Alice: Have you seen this Heineken carpet on the bar counter?
Bob: Hell yeah, I'm carpetjacking that shit.

carpetjacking by kimar September 23, 2013

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CarpetJacking

The act of standing in front of a recently-used red carpet backdrop and having someone take your photograph, usually in an effort to appear distinguished or likeable.

Originally posted at johnmayer.com by JOHN MAYER AT 07:59 PM FROM AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS

Scotty and Tony were caught CarpetJacking in Amsterdam.

CarpetJacking by Newport Girl November 6, 2008

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