carpentize 

The poorest attempt to convert a noun into a verb, done typically by those who have little understanding of the actual processes of Carpentry. Often this word is an attempt to replace the term Sanding or an attempt to shorten a seemingly long descriptive phrase of the crafting of products through the use of wood.

Ignorant Man: "I THINK I SHOULD CARPENTIZE TODAY."
Educated Worker: "Shut up noob."

carpentize by Themanmann March 20, 2011

Charpentier 

A person possessing this name is someone highly intelligent, motivated and Conservative in political views. A Charpentier is unique, not easily swayed by others, and opinionated with an uncanny knack for sarcastic, quick-witted humor. To be a Charpentier is to be like royalty.

That person is so smart and funny... She must be a Charpentier.

Charpentier by Charpie August 18, 2008

crapetizer 

When you finish dropping a deuce and know that there's another right around the corner.

I'm just taking a smoke break in between the crapetizer and the main course.

crapetizer by kahhhhhhhhn May 27, 2010

carentine

Spending a quarantine in the car.

To get out of the house without contracting COVID-19, I'm going for a carentine drive in the mountains.

carentine by Quesapadilla April 18, 2020

currentize 

Make something relevant for today's way of life; happening

I tried to currentize an otherwise bland outfit with a couple of leather belts worn stacked around my waist.

currentize by savvy_much September 18, 2016

carpentress

female carpenter

Barry says there is no such word as carpentress, but he is wrong.

carpentress by divingchica October 25, 2010

carpenting

The act of Carpentry

He wanted to indulge his love of carpenting on people; so he became an orthopaedic surgeon.

carpenting by Jamiel Davsey April 7, 2014