carpenting

The act of Carpentry

He wanted to indulge his love of carpenting on people; so he became an orthopaedic surgeon.

carpenting by Jamiel Davsey April 7, 2014

Careening

Spinning while moving forward

God damn it i got second place in mario cart because i went careening off the screen
that sucks bro

Careening by TopHatCatWUT October 22, 2020

Carpeting the garden 

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass

Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay

Carpeting the garden by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017

carentine

Spending a quarantine in the car.

To get out of the house without contracting COVID-19, I'm going for a carentine drive in the mountains.

carentine by Quesapadilla April 18, 2020

Tea Carpeting

Verb: When a girl with a massively unshaven bikini area puts her lady parts in your face, similar to "Tea bagging" in males.

My girlfriend was getting frisky and surprised me during "No shave November" by full on Tea Carpeting me

Tea Carpeting by Salty17 November 20, 2012

carpeting 

When you get so high that all you do is lay on the floor "to help the carpet do its job because it's always working overtime"

Jon: I don't think I was THAT high...
Bryan: Dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.

Jon: Okay, maybe it was a little too much LSD.

carpeting by Saaame June 18, 2017

carpentize 

The poorest attempt to convert a noun into a verb, done typically by those who have little understanding of the actual processes of Carpentry. Often this word is an attempt to replace the term Sanding or an attempt to shorten a seemingly long descriptive phrase of the crafting of products through the use of wood.

Ignorant Man: "I THINK I SHOULD CARPENTIZE TODAY."
Educated Worker: "Shut up noob."

carpentize by Themanmann March 20, 2011