crapetizer 

When you finish dropping a deuce and know that there's another right around the corner.

I'm just taking a smoke break in between the crapetizer and the main course.

crapetizer by kahhhhhhhhn May 27, 2010

crapeteria

A foul rank disgusting workplace cafeteria

Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria

crapeteria by steve austin July 20, 2004

Crappetizer 

That seemingly normal shit you take 15 minutes before realizing you aren't even close to finished.

"Dude, pull over."
"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"

Crappetizer by Plabadahey February 4, 2010

Crappetizers 

Small food items you would not normally eat, unless presented to you as the only food option at an event where you drank a bit too much already, and plan to continue to drink.

"I'm so buzzed right now that those crappetizers are beginning to look good..."

Crappetizers by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels May 12, 2007

crappetizer 

when you need to crap really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.

Man, I needed to take a huge ass dump and all I got was this lousy crappetizer.

crappetizer by whybotherbro August 5, 2010

crapetite

When you're really just jonesing for a poop.

Do you know if they have a bathroom in there? I've got a real crapetite worked up.

crapetite by Gary Craptree October 16, 2013

crappetizer 

Appetizers that you typically get in a chain or fast food restaurant that are usually high-fat, high-cholesterol, and high-calorie (but we usually eat them anyhow).

Let's just order some crappetizers: chili-cheese fries with ranch dressing, loaded nachos with extra cheese, and some potato skins with bacon and sour cream!

crappetizer by Karen Drummey August 5, 2007