carpentress

female carpenter

Barry says there is no such word as carpentress, but he is wrong.

by divingchica October 25, 2010

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Have the carpenters in

To have an erection in ones trousers.

The male equivalent of having the painters in.

Dude, I can't stand up, a hot girl just walked past and now I have the carpenters in.

by c10v3r August 22, 2011

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carpenters dream

flat as a board and easy to nail

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

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carpenters balls

a painful testicular condition caused by sitting on a hot tar roof all day. causes your balls to swell and ache to the extreme

carl got carpenters balls from working on his roof an could barely walk for a week

by jessica1# February 8, 2010

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When stuck on a building site with no toilet paper someone who needs to pass solids could use the carpenters cut. It is a process of spreading your ass cheeks wide and then letting them go back together as the solid is passed. Thus creating a carpenters cut and removing the need of toilet paper.

Carl "I have no toilet paper and need to go number two to relieve myself. I am in a silight situation what ever could I do"

Stephen "But Carl you can use the carpenters cut and forget the toilet paper"

by Paul131279 February 22, 2007

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