carpentress

female carpenter

Barry says there is no such word as carpentress, but he is wrong.

carpentress by divingchica October 25, 2010

Have the carpenters in 

To have an erection in ones trousers.

The male equivalent of having the painters in.

Dude, I can't stand up, a hot girl just walked past and now I have the carpenters in.

Have the carpenters in by c10v3r August 22, 2011

carpenters dream 

flat as a board and easy to nail

carpenters dream by Anonymous September 28, 2003

carpenters balls 

a painful testicular condition caused by sitting on a hot tar roof all day. causes your balls to swell and ache to the extreme

carl got carpenters balls from working on his roof an could barely walk for a week

carpenters balls by jessica1# February 8, 2010

Carpenters Cut 

When stuck on a building site with no toilet paper someone who needs to pass solids could use the carpenters cut. It is a process of spreading your ass cheeks wide and then letting them go back together as the solid is passed. Thus creating a carpenters cut and removing the need of toilet paper.

Carl "I have no toilet paper and need to go number two to relieve myself. I am in a silight situation what ever could I do"

Stephen "But Carl you can use the carpenters cut and forget the toilet paper"

Carpenters Cut by Paul131279 February 22, 2007

Carpentersville 

(The Getto)in illinois...

I just wen't to Carpentersville to get HI.

Carpentersville by MasterRoach April 12, 2008

carpenters dream 

flat as a board and never been screwed

carpenters dream by Anonymous November 3, 2003