carpe carp

"Seize the fish"

Danny: I want to ask Carol to the dance, but I'm too nervous
Tod: Carpe carp dude!

by Carpe Carpenter December 3, 2013

Carpe Carp Carp

When an individual appears at a date looking much more attractive than they had portrayed in their profile. This is an extremely rare occurrence, but a much joyous one.

Oh my god, that man carpe carp carped me!

by Elonsifier May 15, 2023

Carpe Cannabis

To sieze, pluck, enjoy or make use of the Cannabis. 🔥💨

🔥 If you love CANNABIS think CARPE CANNABIS.

🔥 When you get that DANK scream out CARPE CANNABIS and enjoy the high with no worries.

🔥When your enjoying your HIGH think CARPE CANNABIS

by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019

Carpe Diem Cras

meaning Seize The Day Tomorrow,
This word is in Latin (The Dead Language) and is associated with Carpe Diem meaning Seize The Day....but Carpe Diem Cras is the exact opposite, sometimes used by procrastinators.

Carpe Diem Cras

by Double Soul April 1, 2009

holy carp

Someone goes to type "holy crap" but ends up typing "holy carp" instead, resulting in mental images of a carp who has been blessed by the Lord Almighty.

"My test results came back positive"

"HOLY CARP!"

by ChubbyD February 15, 2010

carpe librum

(v) seize the book.

Geeky variation of carpe diem to seize the book and not miss out. Derived to suit the book monsters inside us.

They are real for us.

Person A: I don't know if I should read this book. There are mixed reviews about it.

Person B: Just carpe librum. You won't regret knowing better.

by puerille October 31, 2015

Carpe natem

Latin for "Seize the Butt Cheeks" or "Seize the Booty"

Tom: "hey, so tits or ass?"
Bill: "Carpe Natem, Bro. Booty. Everytime."

by Dasgay May 18, 2014