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Caroded means messed up. Or ugly. Or old.
Carrie those shoes are caroded!
Damn gurl his teeth are caroded!
caroded by Lula Maye May 18, 2004
Words you can keep
To be checked for ID when entering an overage area (club, casino etc)
I can't believe that security guard carded me when i was coming in!
Carded by Dalo September 12, 2004
Something looking bad or not presentable.
Person 1: "Have you seen her hair".

Person 2: "Yeah girl it looks coroded".
Coroded by dEEJAY lOONIE May 22, 2009

Credit carded 

In skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. Like a giant credit card between your legs.
Dave: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, my gooch
Little Bob: oooooo.. credit carded.
Credit carded by Robatedave August 22, 2008

carded for life 

Description of somebody, usually in their late adolescence, who looks significantly younger than their actual age, and in turn, upon suspicion of being underage, will be checked for ID for (jokingly) the rest of their lives.
Dave: You're telling me that kid is in grade 12? Or did you say that he is 12? It sure looks so.
Michael: Yea, he'll be carded for life.
carded for life by Gigzoram July 1, 2011

Nyquil carded 

When you try to do self-checkout, but then they say this item "needs assistance" and they come over and check your i.d. and you're just thinking "Are you kidding me? I just have a fucking cold/flu!"
In order to obtain the Nyquil to treat my flu symptoms, I had to go through the public humiliation of being Nyquil carded, which held up the line and made me feel like an idiot.
Nyquil carded by rp1149a March 20, 2012

Yellow carded 

Being sent outside from a bar or club by bouncers, to cool down for a few minutes. similar to recieving a Yellow card in Rugby where a player has to sit in the sin bin for 10minutes.
Ben totally got yellow carded last night at nubar, he sat outside for half an hour.
Yellow carded by bvolschenk October 21, 2012
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