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Carlota is the most wild, fun and sweet person that you will ever meet. She can be stubborn, and won't stop an argument until she has made her point, but she is also forgiving and loyal. She is the bravest of her friends, often a daredevil. She ALWAYS knows how to have fun. She's so amazing makes everyone laugh and has so many friends. She's beautiful inside and out. You always wanna see her every morning she makes you happy. You couldn't live without her. Don't lose her, she will ALWAYS be there for you and you can tell her your deepest, darkest secrets because she is completely trustworthy. She is super smart, completely GORGEOUS. She is the best girl to go out with. Carlotas usually have pretty eyes and are extremely funny and sarcastic. She is VERY TICKLISH hehehe. i know a carlota and i don’t EVER want to loose her. if you know one, Never and I mean NEVER let her go!
Guy 1:Who is that cute chic?
Guy 2:That's Carlota, she's beautiful isn't she?
Guy 1:Oh hell ya!!
Carlota by red peacock April 25, 2020
She's so amazing makes everyone laugh and has so many friends. She's beautiful inside and out. You always wanna see her every morning she makes you happy. You couldn't live without her. Don't lose her.
Do you have a carlota?
Yeah I love her she's my best friend!
Carlota by brianna031016 January 27, 2017

Carload of Farts 

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.
Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve
Someone who is caught using something but totally denies it by trying to change the subject.
Teacher, "Carlota, are you on your phone?"

Carlota, "I'M SO TIRED!!"
Carlota by TrueDefs!! November 16, 2017
The bestestest person ever. A fluffy legend and a total sweetie. Although she may be a little furry sometimes, we all love her a lot. She's also the best uwu handholder out there.
Haseul: "How are things going with Carlota?"
Kim Lip: "She holds my hands like no one has ever done! I love her!"
Carlota by pablowo November 15, 2019

carlota serna 

carlota serna is the best person in the world. she is the bestest friend anyone can ever have if your name is emily. carlota serna is the funniest person on earth and is always there when i need it. she has the best jokes in the world and can always rely on her to make you laugh. carlota serna is the prettiest girl and her red cheeks make her even cuter than she already is. if you have a carlota serna in your life you are the luckiest person on earth and should never let go of them.