Carlota is the most wild, fun and sweet person that you will ever meet. She can be stubborn, and won't stop an argument until she has made her point, but she is also forgiving and loyal. She is the bravest of her friends, often a daredevil. She ALWAYS knows how to have fun. She's so amazing makes everyone laugh and has so many friends. She's beautiful inside and out. You always wanna see her every morning she makes you happy. You couldn't live without her. Don't lose her, she will ALWAYS be there for you and you can tell her your deepest, darkest secrets because she is completely trustworthy. She is super smart, completely GORGEOUS. She is the best girl to go out with. Carlotas usually have pretty eyes and are extremely funny and sarcastic. She is VERY TICKLISH hehehe. i know a carlota and i don’t EVER want to loose her. if you know one, Never and I mean NEVER let her go!

Guy 1:Who is that cute chic?
Guy 2:That's Carlota, she's beautiful isn't she?
Guy 1:Oh hell ya!!

Carlota by red peacock April 25, 2020

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Carlota

She's so amazing makes everyone laugh and has so many friends. She's beautiful inside and out. You always wanna see her every morning she makes you happy. You couldn't live without her. Don't lose her.

Do you have a carlota?
Yeah I love her she's my best friend!

Carlota by brianna031016 January 27, 2017

Carload of Farts

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.

Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve

Carload of Farts by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009

Carlota

Someone who is caught using something but totally denies it by trying to change the subject.

Teacher, "Carlota, are you on your phone?"

Carlota, "I'M SO TIRED!!"

Carlota by TrueDefs!! November 16, 2017

Carlota

The bestestest person ever. A fluffy legend and a total sweetie. Although she may be a little furry sometimes, we all love her a lot. She's also the best uwu handholder out there.

Haseul: "How are things going with Carlota?"
Kim Lip: "She holds my hands like no one has ever done! I love her!"

Carlota by pablowo November 15, 2019

carlota serna

carlota serna is the best person in the world. she is the bestest friend anyone can ever have if your name is emily. carlota serna is the funniest person on earth and is always there when i need it. she has the best jokes in the world and can always rely on her to make you laugh. carlota serna is the prettiest girl and her red cheeks make her even cuter than she already is. if you have a carlota serna in your life you are the luckiest person on earth and should never let go of them.

do you know carlota serna?

oh the best person ever? yeah i do.

carlota serna by emilyforziall June 28, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026