carloaf

A loaf of bread that you keep in your car for a snack.

Yo! pass me the carloaf I'm starving.

by chrisandbee November 7, 2011

catloaf

A Catloaf is when a cat sits in the shape of a loaf of bread. More specifically, laying with all four paws tucked under the body. The cat can either be sitting alone, or in a rectangular shaped box, like a shoebox. The cat may also have one paw sticking out, known commonly as the pop-thermometer, or also known as Catloaf on a stick. The Catloaf is not to be mistaken for a monorail, which is similar, except that the cat's head would be laying down, chin on floor.

*My cat is sitting with all four paws under his body, he is Catloafing.

*My cat is sitting Catloaf style, with all four paws under his body.

by melissa*f March 31, 2008

Carload of Farts

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.

Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve

by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009

Catloaf

A Catloaf is when a cat sits in the shape of a loaf of bread. The cat can either be sitting alone, or in a rectangular shaped box, like a shoebox. The cat may also have one paw sticking out, known commonly as the pop-thermometer, or also known as Catloaf on a stick.

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*My Cat is laying with all his paws under his body, he is Catloafing.

*My cat is laying in the shape of a catloaf, he has all four paws under his body.

by melissa*f January 4, 2009

Carlafication

something perfect and wise

"Carlafication!" Hailie said when the presenter was professional with their presentation.

by chanwiebot April 21, 2022

Catloaf

Catloaf is a legendary symbolic icon. It is not to be confused with a loaf of cat, which is a more barbaric approach to duplicating a catloaf. Catloaf symbolises everything 1337, and pretty much represents all pseudo-intellectuals, it also gives some not-so-smart person the credibillity of sounding smart by including it in a post.

<1337Sexphwoar> Omg1337 catloaf!!111!!
<Demarest> very intelligent reply my good chap!

by Zhubar Voodoo May 22, 2004

catloaf

Public domain of the internet, catloaf is a mere loaf of bread formed into the shape of a cat. He is protected by his friend, whose name is currently unknown to me, but is a box and protects catloaf with a bar of bread.

Catloaf is a sexy piece of bread.

by Mikal S. May 8, 2005