carlodica

The carlodica is a car equipped with a funnel that collects wind while driven powering a Melodica keyboard and enabling the performer/driver to drink, smoke, and talk on a cell phone while driving and playing a traditional melodica. The Carlodica is played while the car is in motion. The volume of the Carlodica is regulated by the gas pedal which also propels the vehicle forward. The faster you drive the louder it gets. For fixed dynamics, set the cruise control around 70 MPH. A beautiful tremolo effect can be achieved by accelerating and slamming on the breaks repeatedly. Children love playing the Carlodica!

a picture is worth a thousand words: goto http://www.tcjazz.com/carlodica.htm to see a carlodica

carlodica by acidolem September 20, 2008

Calorically Challenged 

The politically correct term for fat people who are sensitive about their weight.

"Holy shit! Look at that fat chick inside McDonald's!"
"Dont you mean calorically challenged chick inside McDonald's?"

Calorically Challenged by mrbacon1225 July 6, 2014

Cardical 

lord sexy

Is that Cardical, the sexiest man alive?

Cardical by Cardical April 2, 2021

Carlafication 

something perfect and wise

"Carlafication!" Hailie said when the presenter was professional with their presentation.

Carlafication by chanwiebot April 21, 2022

calorically challenged 

a semi offensive synonym for a short and fat person

if someone terms you calorically challenged , look at yourself in the mirror, and if you don't like what you see, go to the gym.

calorically challenged by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2016

carlonic lunge 

To thrust ones hips forward into ones guitar, with one leg placed behind and one as far forward as possible, often extending to reach a peddle.

Often combined with a namara bass pout.

Popular within the underground Australia stoner rock movement.

"That carlonic lunge nearly ripped his cheap second hand pants"

carlonic lunge by Captain Ace McKenzie July 22, 2008

Capodicats 

To call someone a dick head, literal translation is head of dick

What the hell did you do that for... ay... Capodicats

Capodicats by gatsby January 28, 2005