carlnie 

carlnie is the best ship ever... if you dont ship them youre pretty weird ngl

TRAUMPAAR EINFACH

"carlnie otp"

carlnie by marakaralara August 3, 2021

death of carnie

death of carnie is a chronicle of destruction, both physical and moral, that forms between two rival families in the wake of a cataclysmic event that transforms the world into a land of scavengers for whom every day is a struggle for survival.

it has been said that the series is loosely based upon the life and food-based struggles of Carnie Wilson, former big fatty of 80's music act Wilson Phillips (who was once large but now is not and sings Christmas carols about the benefits and risks of gastric bypass surgery {christmas with carnie}).

And it was foretold that the death of Carnie would come when the big fatty who shared his namesake, Carnie Wilson, would clobber him with a garbage can and steal his prized turkey carcass, devouring it in front of his frail twitching body as he lay dying.

death of carnie by Jorge Asada December 31, 2007

mall carnies 

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall

Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.

mall carnies by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008

Feral Carnie 

A typically, unkempt, uneducated, scraggly, dirty, drifter. Often the child of a traveling circus workers or even just the product of lower breeding practices.

Hey dude that feral carnie was pretty good at sex in my trailer last night.

Feral Carnie by Ranchgirls November 17, 2020

Carlie 

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards their inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. If you ever begin a relationship with a Carlie hold on to them because their one of a kind.

Oh gosh, she's such a Carlie.

Carlie by youngmoney$ April 24, 2009

Carlie 

Sassy, modest and definitely sweet with a touch of humor. If you make her laugh her eyes will glitter for you and you will see her beautiful smile. Down to earth. Obliging.

Carlie's modesty and sassiness become her. She is witty and often laughs at herself. She will talk to herself which at times only endears you more to her sweetness.

Carlie by L.Holla April 3, 2013

carliel

very cool and segsy man and the coolest person

carliel

carliel by zowey momma January 30, 2021