Carleydrunk

When you drink so much alcohol that you lose all motor functions. Frequent tripping, falling, and bleeding are involved and the occasional arrest is made.

Dude! What the fuck happened to Nick last night?! how the fuck did he end up in Jail!?

Dawg, he was Carleydrunk

or

Dawg, you fucked your whale of a cousin last night!

I know dude!, I was Carleydrunk