Carleton 

A small liberal arts college in Northfield, Minnesota. Known for its high academic standards, Carleton is ranked as one of the best liberal arts colleges in the nation and hands down the best college in Minnesota. The students are extremely friendly, outgoing, and genuinely nerdy, but by no means are they considered prudes.

Student #1: I'm going to Carleton!! Am I awesome, or what?!

Student #2: Nice! Do you know any smart people going to St. Olaf?

Student #1: Nope.

Carleton by crltn15 September 23, 2011

Carleton 

a beautiful nature; a god with amazing versatilities and attributes; an immortal with unlimited intangibles

There is NOTHING a Carleton cannot do!

Carleton by Ciatrick November 6, 2008

Carleton 

This is a major university in Ottawa, Ontario which is the capital city of Ontario, Canada.
It is known for its extremely awesome social scene and its rivalry with OttawaU (University of Ottawa) which is the other major university in ottawa.
Rumours about Carletons failing education system, created by jealous OttawaU students because of the its cool scene are false!!
Carleton is the perfect university where school meets fun, sometimes the lines get a little blurry but CARLETON ROCKS!!!!!

First person: 'I need some fun in my life'

Second Person: 'Find some Carleton students, they can create fun out of virtually nothing!!!'

Carleton by bosshunnay December 8, 2010

Carleton 

A third-rate Canadian University in a third rate City (Ottawa).

A common joke about Carleton is that the "K" stands for "Quality".

Explanation: The hard "C" in "Carleton" sounds like a "K", which also sounds like the hard "Q" in "Quality", point being Carleton grads can't even spell.

Q: "Where did you go to University?"

A: "I didn't, I went to Carleton"

Carleton by CarletonGrad February 28, 2010

carleton 

when your parents specifically hold you back in school, with the intent of growing up to children of your own age.

"No, he didn't fail- his dad just carleton'd him"

carleton by Cheese Dog January 3, 2008

Carleton 

An amazing handsome kind sexy person. Who is a great role model for all. He has a spirit of a dragon. And will protect the people here loves. His exsistance is neasasary for the future of all humankind. He is funny and is a god on human form. He is also a god in bed. And would be the image of sex appeal. It's hard for the ones that meet him not to fall in love.

That Carleton makes me excited to wake up in the morning. I need a great big cup of Carleton. That Carleton is the love of my life.

Carleton by Nova the exotic goddess March 9, 2025

Carleton Place

A small country town in Ontario. Sandwiched between Almonte, Smiths Falls and Ottawa. Possibly the most racist, homophobic town. No variety. Just white, Catholic, rich, conservative folk. The teenagers are all druggies and the adults are all losers who never made it out of the small town. At least they have tailgate parties.

"I'm a closeminded hick whos dream of leaving this stupid town never came true."

"So you're from Carleton Place?"

Carleton Place by CPperson September 30, 2014